Armani,
Which art in Hermes,
Hallowed be thy Gucci.
Thy Cartier watch, Thy Prada bag,
On Rodeo, As it is in Tiffany's.
Give us this day our Visa Titanium
And forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those who decline our Mastercard.
Lead us not into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Sears.
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace, For Dolce
and Gabana...

Amex .....